Instances when I felt bad about being a male

Disclaimer: This post has some elusive women behaviour content and would request kids and 'WOMEN-IN-MY-LIFE' refrain from reading more of this post.

I had to convey two messages to you fellow females. And I request all ladies who read this post to pass on the message to their fellow females.
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I think I see more movies, when compared to a normal Indian. A normal Indian sees most of the movies and I see all of them. I hit upon some multiplex in b'lore and some times I end up sitting next to women (not so pretty kind as per the law of Encounters). According to this law the probability of sitting next to a pretty gal increases only when you yourself have come with a gal to the movie. I never have to tell you what will a (any) women, who has to sit next to me in a theatre, will do now. She will just exchange the seat with the guy she has come with. Women are smart. They always have some one to get it exchanged. I couldnt believe even some female kids did that (huh.. have they read my previous post?). Not to mention the grand ma's. And everytime I see this, I feel like getting a slap from that women just becoz I was born as a male. 99% of women think any other men not in the set { PAPA, BHAIYA, PATHI, BETA and so on..} are just plain human species, who try to spend 100 odd bucks to use a possible chance to accomplish their desires. No, ladies you are wrong.

Point to be noted:
There are certain males, who come to a theatre hall just to see the movie. (Not even to look at what the corner seat couples are doing. Btw any of you can tell me, what do they do?)

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Our college allows only cycles inside the campus. Just imagine a situation when I am on my cycle and another women comes from the opposite side with a low neck or 'WHATEVER'. READERS, WHAT WILL SHE DO NOW?.. YEAH YOU ARE RITE. Adjust her shawl so that things dont show up. Fellow females, plz understand that only when you do adjust like that, a guy's eye would go there even though he may not have any intentions in peeking before. Not all men think women as a living organism with a set of B's. But every time I experienced this, I felt bad about being a MALE.

Point to be noted:
There are certain male species, who just cannot STARE at women.

Btw I had just found that I risk a high degree of heart problems from this site
http://independentsources.com/2006/05/30/staring-at-breasts/