Kids like ME so much

One fine day, I got a call from some gal named Miss P. I asked her how she knows me. She told me by calling and talking. What NON-SENSE? I thought some friend of mine is playing a prank and I continued the conversation just with a couple of "yeah", "oh ya", "oops", "cho chweeeet" (gals like this much better) stuff. And she had hang up after a min or two.

I was waiting for the Bakra - Cyrus to come out and say "yeaah... we made a Bakra". I was really surprised when that gal called up again some day later. And ya she is real and she studies 12th class. And when I asked how she get to dial my number, she told me her friend's number is just one more than my number. She calls me from some PCO once in a while, talk some rubbish and hang up after a min or two. Then she started calling me from her family's mobile (used by all of them) and that is when I realised this is going worse.

A software engineer will talk to any one (atleast I will) to have some social life. I really dont mind talking to any one as long as he/she has something interesting to talk. All she talks is abt her friend, dat friend's bf, that bf's crush and so on. I wish I studied in b'lore. I dont know wht to have a bf/gf when I was in 12th. Poor tamizh fellows. It luked so immature to me. I am not making fun of her, since that is what is life is like for them at that age. But I cant relate to any of those shit.

But over a period of time, I have started getting Missed calls from her then. I really hate intended missed calls. My definition of a intended Missed call : "Hey loser, Its just that you are not worth my penny, so why dont you call me back, if you would like to talk." I thot its high time I stop talking with this gal. One fine day I used the technique (so many) women taught me. Just vanish and dont reply any calls or messages.

And that is when I found out I just met the Most Insecure women of this world. She just made that sunday of mine - a Missed Call day. She kept calling me the entire day trying to figure out why I am not responding. Not to mention the 100+ msgs I got that day. I told her that this cannot continue anymore and I am moving to the US. Then she started negotiating. She attacked me with friendship. And then she made me her brother (It doesnt make sense to me at all why she did all these). She pleaded to talk with her atleast once a week, then once a month and then finally she asked me to call atleast before I go to the US once.

I still dont understand what she wants. She hardly knows anything abt me. I was a little happy (not a sadist though) after all I made one women (OOPS kid) GOD DDAMN INSECURE in my life. Let her soul rest in peace.

Happiness lies within one self. Dont search it outside.