Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Easiest way to get noticed !!!

Bash Rajini's Shivaji.

Another here.

Comments section rocks more than the blog itself.

Update: Bipasha turning into another shilpa shetty here. Poor John.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Problems - how to solve? BMP's way

If you ask Bangalore metropolitan palike (BMP) to solve a problem, you know what they do? They just eradicate the problem. Its easy.

1. How to solve the late night burglaries, rapes, assaults in bangalore?
BMP: Simple, ask people to go home early and stay there.
Result: All shops, Restaurants, Bars, coffee shops, literally everything goes offline at 11.30 pm in bangalore. Already its a lazy town, which wakes up very late as compared to mumbai or chennai.

2. How to solve harassment against women in late nights?
BMP: Do not allow them to work in the night.
Result: Women are not allowed to wok in Night. As a result, chances are narrow for the BPO's to hire women. One good thing is newspapers wont come up with headlines saying "Condoms found in one of the leading BPO in town". I dont know if they will still come with such headlines and give a different story for it.

Yet another one from our fellow citizen's thought process..

3. How to bring in discipline into students who are influenced by violence and vulgarity on TV and other media?
A mumbai based school: Issue a notice, asking girls and boys studying there not to touch or hug members of the opposite sex. (http://www.ibnlive.com/news/girls-boys-keep-distance-schools/42888-3.html)

I am writing this post, on effect of one of the news channel, which was discussing about the bangalore 11.30 deadline. These guys went to various pubs in the city and asked opinion from the pubbers there. There was a hot debate on whether we should allow it to function till 1 am or close it 11.30 itself. These guys were just talking about the pub business. Ediots they are. Let the pubs close down at 11.30, if the real issue is caused by drunkards (and driving thereafter) and let the restaurants, coffee shops stay. Just imagine a guy like me who wants to have some food, after a full blown working day and leave at 12 midnight. I wont even get a tea in this place. The news channel was analysing the situation as if only the drunkards get affected coz of the 11:30 closure.

And now bangalore govenment is thinking of banning the Race course. Not that I am into this thing, but why would these guys think like these. They have already banned dance bars, dance floors etc,. At the end of the day what would one do, if they want to do some leisure in bangalore. The only thing which is left is, these shopping malls and multiplexes.

These guys have forgot the goal of very existence of life. To live happily. Agreed, there needs to be certain rules followed for the welfare of all. But not at this cost !!

Future looks bright though!!!

4. How to solve trafic congestion?
Ban cars, bikes, bus and every form of transport, the BMP way.

My friend Ganesha - poor god !!!

I so happen to see this film in InOx chennai for the only reason that I didn't get tickets for any other movie on a Sunday afternoon. And as expected I screwed up big time.

Plot:
Father - Before ganesh was brought home, he gets into a trap in his organization coz of some corrupt loan officer. Our ganesha solves his problem, once he comes into home.
Mother - Before ganesh was brought home she gets sacked from her boss for some silly email-not-sent-to-his-client issue. Our ganesha solves her problem, once he comes into home. Trust me the reason for which this gal is hired back is even more sillier than she was originally sacked for.
Son - Doesn't have any friends before ganesh was brought home. Ganesha becomes his friend.
aunt - Gets into a MMS sting operation with her BF and obviously our Ganesha solved her problem too.
Ganguthaai - I don't even want to talk about her character. So irritating she is.

Script: worse
Music: Pathetic
Animation: ok.
Producer - I am thinking of personally sending him a ganesha idol to his house. Lets see if ganesha is willing to solve his problem, for the level he screwed up.

+ve: the small kid has done well
-ve: Script, plot, dialogs, start to end of movie, and most importantly Ganguthai (i think she is a serial actress) and the bgm which goes whenever she comes up in the screen. Gangguuthaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiii... yuck ...

You guys can say that I am judging it in the point of a 25 year old. But trust me there is nothing in this movie, which kids will enjoy, except for the shiv-parvathi-naradhar-ganesha animation sequence. So my friend Ganesha, Plz hear to the scripts before you sign up with any of these loser directors, who want to shell cash out of god and kids put together.

http://www.rediff.com/movies/2007/jul/06ganesha.htm
I hope Masand (CNN-IBN) will just skip this movie.

Friday, July 06, 2007

Awarapan

Just saw Awarapan. As usual the songs pulled me into the theater for this movie. Not quite worth it except the songs.
I personally have to credit this scene which turned into a more of a comedy scene.
The situation is that our emraan who was working under the villain and having a nice time in hongkong would have done all the following just to save a pair of lovers whom he just know for hours.
1) firstly emraan would have disobeyed the villain, who has asked him to kill his mistress (who is the love pair, which emraan tries to save in the later half)
2) He would have killed villain's brother and his son as well
3) Emraan himself would have got terrible hurt as part of the fighting sequences.

This is when emraan comes to the villain's place to get the gal and send her with the lover. And our villain just come close to emraan and would ask only one word.
WHHHHYYY? in a very subtle manner.
Trust me this was so funny.

And here you go.. Tera mera rishta for you...

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Atif rocks...

I dont know. MUSIC does something to me and this song is too much for me to handle. I am just listening to this on and on now....

tere bin main yun kaise jiya
kaise jiya tere bin
tere bin main yun kaise jiya
kaise jiya tere bin
lekar yaad teri raaten meri kati - 2
mujhse baaten teri karti hai chaandani
tanha hai tujh bin raaten meri
din mere din ke jaise nahi
tanha badan tanha hai ruh nam meri aankhen rahe
aaja mere ab rubaru
jeena nahi bin tere
tere bin main yun kaise jiya
kaise jiya tere bin
tere bin main yun kaise jiya
kaise jiya tere bin

kabse aankhen meri raah mein tere bichhi - 2
bhule se hi kahi tu mil jaaye kabhi
bhule na mujhse baaten teri
bheegi hai har pal aankhen meri
kyun saans loon kyun main jiyu
jeena bura sa lage
kyun ho gaya tu bewafaaa mujhko bata de wajah
tere bin main yun kaise jiya
kaise jiya tere bin ...
tere bin main yun kaise jiya
kaise jiya tere bin ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-PdDS2Ijfw